I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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