For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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