I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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