fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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