dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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