It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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