Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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