yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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