bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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