She is in my trunk
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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