She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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