The maid of honor just puked.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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