Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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