so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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