i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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