Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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