I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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