so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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