do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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