so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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