Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
you didnt know i had herpes?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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