Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
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It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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