All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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