everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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