So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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