If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
please don't ironically join a cult
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