Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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