What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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