Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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