with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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