Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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