if only i could text you this smell
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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