yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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