Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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