Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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