Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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