And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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