you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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