Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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