I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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