so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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