Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
you never un-have a 4some
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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