I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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