He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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