K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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