I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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