with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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