I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
you never un-have a 4some
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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