just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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