I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Do vagina's smell?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
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World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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