Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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