..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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