I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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